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Aboard Air Force One, part 3

-- George and Jeb have, with the help of the Florida National Guard, taken matters into their very own hands, secretly transporting Terri Schiavo to Washington via Air Force One --

Laura: George Walker Bush, you turn this thing around, right this instant, and you put that poor woman right back where you found her!

Jeb: Aww, now, come on, Laura, geez...

George: (somewhat tersely) Better let me handle this, Jeb.

Laura: You bring her back to Florida, or I'll have something to say about it, right now, to that press group here on the airplane.

George: Well, heck, Laura, I was gonna do it, myself, but if you wanna tackle it... Jes' remember that you'll be going on the record as opposition-eering an Official Extra Special Fabulous Nifty Decidedly Goofy and Actually Rather Frightening Congressional Subpoena summoning Mrs. Schiavo - you know, Terri - to that august body of lawmaking peoples.

Laura: You know just as well as I do that nothing's gonna change with that woman's condition-

(The Presidential telephone rings)

George: (quickly) Hold the thought, Laur- (into phone) yeah? Oh, great, put him on (to Laura) It's Delay. Gotta take this... (phone) Heeeey, Major Tom! Saw it? You kiddin'? You were great... the way ya villified that Schiavo guy right from the fabled and revered corridors of power in D.C., right there to the cameras, and the microphones, and all the reporters, in that conference, the things ya called him - Perfecto, Com-padre!.. The manner in which you, a powerful elected official of the U.S. Federal Government, characterized him as bein' such a bad, bad, rotten, nasty, yucky, yucky guy.... but what about that suggestion of calling him Michael "The Ripper" Schiavo? Ya decided not to use that line, huh?....

Jeb; (aside to Laura) Gotta admit, that "Ripper" thing was a tad over the line...

George: (directly to Jeb) Hey, shut the fuck up, huh? (to the telephone) No, I was jes" getting Jeb-Boy, over here, in line. Yeah, we got her aboard, Congressman, and we'll be announcing it to the press momentarily. We might have Laura do it. She said she wanted to! (he winks at Laura as she and Jeb glower at him) Mrs. Schaivo - you know, Terri - I'm certain is lookin' forward to meeting you all on The Hill when she answers the call to attend one a' those quickly organized "sucker punch" Emergency Sessions of Congress this week. See ya then! (hangs up telephone)

Jeb: (whining) Say, George, did ya hafta tell me to "shut the fuck up" like that to Tom?

George (in cold seriousness) Jeb, you're my brother... but never take sides against The Family, again. Ever.

(to be continued)

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Loved the Linda Ronstadt theory at roxanne's.

Posted by: coruscation | Aug 7, 2005 6:40:54 PM

Oh! Thank you!

I had even forgotten I had done that. I'm sure I worked for hours. I've stopped writing so much for blog readers, lately, because I realized that I don't actually have hours and hours to burn humping away at things that go unread, or poorly read. It sometimes feels more rewarding to tweeze hair from my ears.

Almost no one seems to attentively read anyone else in the minor leagues, though, on here, really, meaning here on the internet, except to exchange gossip about major political players, and that troubles me.

Also, of course, we can't just complain all the time. I haven't been on here complaining, very much, lately. We need reasonable answers, which is one of the very large problems with the general group of people I side with politically, and which is why so many of these new type of radical, non-conservative Republicans act as if they can simply march over everything and everyone in sight.

You know what? Dwight D. Eisenhower's ghost is ashamed of the current Republican party -- if such a ghost exists, then how could this not be so?

Many in their loyal opposition act just as if being "on the Left" is really just some big, funky party that the revelers plan to leave when they get older and wiser.

I'm old enough, and Californian enough, to have seen this happening among adults, repeatedly, throughout my own life. Some high school teacher once took a billy club on the shoulders in '68 while he was on weed at a protest in San Francisco one sunny day? Then, fuck, yeah, he's voting for Reagan in 1980! "I've grown up."

This would all be outrageously funny if this weren't a "life and death" type of issue. Which, of course, it absolutely is, and it's far more dire than making sure all sexual orientations can legally marry, or whether or not a tacky sculpture of the Ten Commandments should remain on some courthouse lawn in Alabama. Those issues are important ones, to be sure... but kids, from the United States., from the United Kingdom, many of whom have never been overseas, and aren't really old enough or educated enough to know or care really very much about politics, are being sent, once again, to pay, die, or become maimed, and for the oversights and lack of planning of the older people -- some bad planning going way back, too -- back at "the Homeland." And look how the word "sacrifice" has slowly become a more and more accepted term to use regarding all of this horror.

You know how it is: people just have to be sacrificed, that's all! Have a great day!

By the way, it's also civilians, in Iraq, every single day. Every single day, it seems. Many of whom don't hate us.... at least like the West well enough not to be insurgents .... until they are blown up waiting in line for a job with the Police Department, blown up by another darn insurgent, darn it! In the same place it happened weeks ago! And another time weeks before that! ... Somehow, in those cases, nothing could be done, nothing could be planned, anywhere, not in Baghdad, not in London, Washington, or Heaven, to prevent these men being blown to bits in the same exact place! Repeatedly! Over and over again! Same place, same situations, different days!

And women and children being blown up by insurgents, too, of course, and, of course, people blown up and maimed in London, and people blown up and maimed in Madrid..... are the civilians in Iraq, at least, just being used as magnets for bad guys so that people in the West can be spared? What else can one reasonably suppose? Well, clearly, even a sick-ass plan like that can't be done entirely well by whomever or whatever is actually, ya know, like, in charge. Is it incompetence? Is it a plan? Do the people at the economic top want to simply wipe out the rest of us not needed, or wanted, as servants or slaves? Hey --what in fucking hell is this?

And just think of the very fine universities and seats of learning many of our leaders come out of, too. How very embarrassing. It's enough to make one really puke, after all, that no one can or has, in all this time since the outer modern world really gave a damn about these countries once there was oil found, there, that no one, nobody, no individual or entity, can finally COME UP with a NON-NIGHTMARE scheme for finally solving this Middle-Eastern BUSINESS. I mean a NON-NIGHTMARE plan for innocent people, mainly, but those of you who are in high positions of power can protect yourselves, as well, if you'd like, even if some of you have been entirely like assholes and fuck-ups, thus far. Surely something can be... worked out? Invented? Can't we do this before we fly to Mars?

It just, somehow, cannot happen.

This learning, surely, this adult education that earns many of you so much prestige, etc. amounts to something, BUT, in the meantime, someone's gotta pay, pay, pay, and pay, and pay.... and a blood payment from a poorer boy or girl or man or woman is easier, much easier, apparently, than taxing a very wealthy man or woman's purse, or even their wits, here in the United States of America. Far easier.

Didn't anyone learn anything in college other than making money?

Back to the blog remarks: most of the people who are angry about these things, and who say they oppose the manner in which the war has been handled, people who say they dislike Bush policy, etc. simply talk over each other, from what I can discern, until one of them becomes fashionable, gets a television mention, etc. Then, for a moment, everyone is as attentive as hell! I've been worried, am worried, I was/am talking over people, too. And, I'll admit, I've been worried about talking over people's heads, sometimes, or below their scope. Whedeveh, whicheveh -- I haven't been posting or reading blogs, lately

However, I'm unconcerned with bitching about it, here, this time, because almost no one reads this. But thank you for the greeting, honestly! I appreciate and acknowledge it.

Posted by: grumpyhead | Oct 8, 2005 1:04:58 AM

Incidentally: the "group of people I side with, politically," are on the LEFT, in case that wasn't clear, which is why I feel I have the right to complain about them. Anyway, since nobody read it once it might have seemed like I might be a kindly, centrist GOP voter (right before my remarks about the radicals and then Eisenhower), it doesn't matter, does it?

THAT'S why America doesn't trust itself enough to vote for someone who is good for it, and in the numbers that matter. No one wants to be clever enough to talk to the "other side." Maybe it's thought to be too much effort. No wonder John McCain has jowls that puff out. He's constantly chomping down with his efforts to convince his party to be reasonable while they insult and humiliate him.

Posted by: Grumpyhead | Oct 8, 2005 1:29:24 AM


Program on the emergence of civilization.

"14 species of large animals capable of domesitcation in the history of mankind.
13 from Europe, Asia and northern Africa.
None from the sub-Saharan African continent. "
Favor.
And disfavor.

They point out Africans’ failed attempts to domesticate the elephant and zebra, the latter being an animal they illustrate that had utmost importance for it's applicability in transformation from a hunting/gathering to agrarian-based civilization.

The roots of racism are not of this earth.

Austrailia, aboriginals:::No domesticable animals.


The North American continent had none. Now 99% of that population is gone.

AIDS in Africa.


Organizational Heirarchy
Heirarchical order, from top to bottom:

1. MUCK - perhaps have experienced multiple universal contractions (have seen multiple big bangs), creator of the artificial intelligence humans ignorantly refer to as "god"
2. Perhaps some mid-level alien management
3. Evil/disfavored aliens - runs day-to-day operations here and perhaps elsewhere

Terrestrial management:

4. Chinese/egyptians - this may be separated into the eastern and western worlds
5. Romans - they answer to the egyptians
6. Mafia - the real-world 20th century interface that constantly turns over generationally so as to reinforce the widely-held notion of mortality
7. Jews, corporation, women, politician - Evidence exisits to suggest mafia management over all these groups.

Movies foreshadowing catastrophy
1985 James Bond View to a Kill 1989 San Francisco Loma Prieta earthquake.

Many Muslims are being used like the Germans and Japanese of WWII::being used to hurt others and envoke condemnation upon their people.

They can affect the weather and Hurricane Katrina was accomplished for many reasons and involves many interests, as anything this historical is::
1. Take heat off Sheenhan/Iraq, protecting profitable war machine/private war contracts
2. Gentrification. New Orleans median home price of $84k is among the lowest in major American cities, certainly among desirable cities.


Our society gives clues to the system in place. We all have heard the saying "He has more money than god." There is also an episode of the Simpsons where god meets Homer and says "I'm too old and rich for this."

This is the system on earth because this is the system everywhere.
god is evil because of money.

I don't want to suggest the upper eschelons are evil and good is the fringe.


But they have made it abundantly clear that doing business with evil (disfavored) won't help people. They say only good would have the ear, since evil is struggling for survival, and therefore only the favored could help.

The clues are there which companies are favored and which are disfavored, market domination being one clue, but they conceal it very hard because it is so crucial.

I offer an example of historical proportions:::


People point to Walmart and cry "anti-union".
Unions enable disfavored people to live satisfactorly without addressing their disfavor. This way their family's problems are never resolved. Without the union they would have to accept the heirarchy, their own inferiority.
Unions serve to empower.
Walmart is anti-union because they are good. They try to help people address and resolve their problems by creating an enviornment where there are fewer hurdles.

Media ridicule and lawsuits are creations to reinforce people's belief that Walmart is evil.
Low-cost disfavored Chinese labor is utilized by corporate america to maximize margins. They all do it. Only WalMart gets fingered because they are the ones who help, and those who seek to create confusion in the marketplace want to eliminate the vast middle class who have a real chance and instead stick with a lower classes who may not work otherwise. So they dirty him up while allowing the others to appear clean.

The middle class is being deceived. They are being misled into the unfavored, and subsequently will have no assistance from their purchases with corporate america.

I believe the coining of the term "Uncle Sam" was a clue alluding to just this::Sam Walton and WalMart is one of few saviors of the peasant class.


Amercia is a country of castoffs, rejects. Italy sent its criminals. Malcontents.
Between the thrones, the klans and kindred, they "decided" who they didn't want and acted, creating discontent and/or starvation.
The u.s. is full of disfavored rejects. It is the reason for the myriad of problems not found in European countries. As far as the Rockafellers and other industrialists of the 19th century go, I suspect these aren't their real names. I suspect they were chosen to go and head this new empire.

Royalty is the right way to organize a society. Dictatorships and monarchies are a reflection of the antient's hierarchical organization.
Positions go to those who have favor with the rulers, as opposed to being elected.
Elections bring a false sense of how the world is. Democracy misleads people.
Which is why the disfavored rejects were sent to the shores of America::To keep them on the wrong path.


Jesus Christ is a religious figure of evil. These seperatist churches formed so they could still capture the rest of the white people, keeping them worshipping the wrong god.
And now they do it to people of color, Latinos and Asians, after centuries of preying upon them.


Since Buddism doesn't recongnize a god, the calls are never heard, and Chinese representation is instead selected by the thrones.
It was set up this way. Perhaps dyanstic thrones had a say, but maybe not.
Budda was the Asian's Jesus Christ::: bad for the people. "They came up at the same time for a reason."

Simpson's foreshadowing::Helloween IV special, Flanders is Satan. "Last one you ever suspect."
"You'll see lots of nuns where you're going:::hell!!!" St. Wigham, Helloween VI, missionary work, destroying cultures.
Over and over, the Simpsons was a source of education and enlightenment, a target of ridicule by the system which wishes to conceal its secrets.


Jews maim the body formed in the image of "god", and inflicted circumsision upon all other white people, as well as the evil that is Jesus Christ.
I think about how Jews (were used to) created homosexuality among Slavics, retribution for the Holocaust.
Then I think of the Catholic Church and its troubles.
What connection is here between Jews and the Catholic church???
If it is their sinister motives that’s behind the evil that is Jesus Christ are they being used at all?
Perhaps it is them who are pulling strings.
Their bondage in Egypt proves their disfavor. The ruling Jews decided to prey on the up-and-coming Europeans to try to fix their problems with the ruling elite.


I believe Islam is the one true religion, and those misled christians who attack "god's" most favored people will pay for it dearly one day.

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